Today is Columbus Day in case you weren’t aware. What a stupid holiday! Nothing against Columbus (other than the fact he was a dirty colonist who killed off millions of Native Americans) but taking an entire day to celebrate him is a total waste.
Is there anything more gratifying than quitting a crappy job in dramatic, bridge-incinerating fashion? I don’t think there is! But maybe we could ask Adam, former Taco Bell shift manager, since he seems to have some experience in that department.